Fresh Nightmares! roll up everybody, I got your nightmares here! Whaddaya like? Spiders? Walking Corpses? Psychopaths? I got it all. You better believe it, ladies and gentlemen – I got nightmares that’ll keep you up ‘till sunrise. You like blood, I got gallons. You want monsters? Look around, they’re everywhere. When was the last time your spine tingled? Haven’t been able to raise any hair on the back of your neck lately? I got just the thing for you, sir, because no one does the Creeps like me. What’s that, ma’am? You want your future told? I can do one better than that – I can show you.
Come on down, even bring your children, no extra charge. Matter of fact, everything’s free over here in my dark corner. All I ask is some of your time, preferably after midnight and before dawn… and a little piece of your soul, if you’ll part with it.
You won’t regret it, I promise…
– Ben Pienaar